I’ll be honest: I have never watched a single episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. I really can’t name all of them. And I just found out that the show has not been cancelled yet. All I know is that the clan is made up of both the Kardashians and the Jenners, but I really can’t tell the difference. And for the purposes of this article, I’m just grouping them under the same Kardashian umbrella.
To be real, I have never felt any particular inclination to drag myself through any of the one hundred and seventy-one episodes so far, and I do not exactly feel encouraged to try it out.
With nearly three stars out of ten and such stunning reviews, it is hard to build up the sort of courage and fortitude to endure forty-two excruciating minutes of scripted celebrities whining about other scripted celebrities. Sounds like there is drama, gossip, and tears.
Lots and lots of tears.
Plus, even the people that like the show don’t even like the show.
The clan seems to enjoy a complete and total reign over everything else on reality television. And after twelve seasons (TWELVE?!), it looks like the dynasty will never come to an end. All hail the Kardashians!
But more than aristocracy, it sounds like some extended members of the family are breaking out into the chaos and confusion of democracy too…
But that is not to say the Kardashian cult does not have their redeeming qualities! They have only the “juiciest” of butts,
and they’ve mastered their contouring like their livelihood depends on it (because it sort of does).
And although the haters can make their weird, cryptic comments about the family,
Keeping Up with the Kardashians definitely has its supporters. People look up to them.
People want to be them.
People love them.
And maybe I don’t get it, but that’s just the way the world is. The Kardashians definitely fulfill their half of the infamous “bread and circuses,” and I guess there are worst ways to waste your time. I can’t exactly think of them right now, but I’m sure there are worst ways somewhere. I just pray we don’t lose society to the Kardashians.
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